Was bored as hell and saw this meme w/e ._.

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The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Take two bottles into the Miele? [LOLWHUT?]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
It takes a tough man to make a tender Miele. [lmao, yes, yes it does]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The curiously strong Miele [they'd probably rethink asking me out by hearing that c:]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Life should taste as good as Miele [lolol]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
No-One does chicken like Miele [sigh.]

6. To someone you dislike?
Kids will do anything for Miele [yes they will -cough-bashyou-cough- LOLWHUT?<3]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
You'll look a little lovlier each day day with fabulous Miele [riiiiight.]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Miele born and bred

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Marvin the Mountie always gets his Miele

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
It's the Miele fizz that does the bizz [well I can see THAT going down well .___.]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Be like Dad, keep Miele [ROFL]

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
the Miele that likes to say yes

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Make someone happy with a Miele

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
It's how Miele is done [oh god]

15. Your last words before you die...
Nothing comes between me and my Miele

16. Your message to a special someone..
They're yummy for your Miele [...no comment]

17. Title of this post will be..
Wow! I could have had a Miele!